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'Commando Consultancy'

Commando Consultancy is designed so that as little as an hour of my time will give you at least one month's worth of focused marketing activity. 

I've done it for over 170 large and small businesses.

See below how I can do it for you.


How Commando Consultancy Works

You have three options:


Option 1: Email Consultancy: endless advice by email
With Email Consultancy, you get:
- To Ask Endless Questions: You can ask me as many of your burning questions as you want.
- Structured Marketing Advice: I will be your own 'Marketing Personal Trainer' and guide you through my 5-stage marketing system to help grow your business with a structured, easy-to-follow approach.
- BONUS: WhatsApp Access: As well as by email, you can contact me via WhatsApp, which means even quicker replies from me.
£20 / $28 (USD) per month if you are a social enterprise, charity or work in environmental or sustainability sectors.
£30 / $42 per month for all other business types
(Minimum 12 months' sign-up required).

As of July 2018, I currently have two places available. 


Option 2: One Hour Call: consultancy via Zoom, Skype, or Google Hangouts
£175 / $250 per hour (4 spaces available per month)


Option 3: Daily Consultancy: face to face, on-site consultancy.
£350 / $500 per day + travel expenses if 35+ miles from The Brain Wheel HQ in Hadlow, Kent, UK.

Why people trust me

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"Picking the right marketing consultant is risky. I’ve worked with lots and I have to say that Simon is up there with the best.” 

Caroline Lotinga –Director, MOI Global, UK


“Getting 100% clarity is always hard with consultants. With Simon you get that clarity. I recently worked with Simon on a new health drink product we are launching – his thinking helped us fine-tune our brand messaging and launch strategy.” 

Evan Michaels – Social Marketer & Social Activist, UK


"Simon is simply brilliant. A clear thinker with an ability to get up to speed quickly and is a true collaborator. He is full of ideas. Beyond work, he is also a really charming, humble bloke." 

Andrew Chaplin – Client Director, B2B Technology Director, UK


What If You Need More Help Once The Consultancy Time Is Over?

I have a ‘No Man Left Behind’ promise. This means that I am always on email and phone to answer any follow-up questions for one month after the consultancy period is over.


What To Do Next?

By now, you’ll probably have digested the free articles and free report on this site, and will have read my testimonials. It’s also possible that you will have talked to me already too. 

If you haven’t, please look at the free articles and reports on the site, or email me at with any questions you may have.

I am also happy to put you in touch with existing clients if you want to hear about their experiences. I have worked for over 13 years with over 170 businesses, so I know quite a few. ;)


How To Book Me

For Email Consultancy, email and tell me a bit about what your business sells, and I'll quote you the correct monthly payment fee.

For 'Daily Consultancy' or 'One-Hour Call', email with a short paragraph outlining your requirements. I'll get back to you ASAP :)


Simon | The Chief Brain