Launch With Confidence.
I’ll train you to plan, launch and scale a profitable sales machine and magnetic brand online in as little as 90 days. Whatever your current marketing skill level. Without the chaos.
– Simon Lamey, Marketing Strategist


Digital marketing is like opening Pandora’s box.

Hi, I’m Simon. I work closely with business owners and entrepreneurs to create marketing strategies that grow their digital presence faster – and reduce the chaos.
Do you take a ‘scattergun’ approach to marketing?
If your marketing feels random, unstructured – like you’re throwing stuff at the wall and hoping it will stick – you’re doing ‘scattergun marketing’. And that’s a problem: it wastes precious time, money and takes the momentum out of your business.
That’s why you need ‘structure’ from a professional to grow faster.
I help you plan, create and deliver effective and simple digital marketing strategies. With 15 years working in London ad agencies and on over 227 brands large and small, I know what works and what doesn’t. I offer training and strategic consultancy services to help you make smarter marketing decisions.

What makes me different?
You get the full, strategic, 360-view on marketing where others give you a tiny slice. Working in London marketing agencies since 2005, I know how big brands get the full picture about what is really working in marketing – but smaller ones don’t.
And this is unfair for you.
What if smaller businesses are the last to know? What if they only have access to get-rich-quick scammers, clickbait articles and unqualified ‘coaches’? That’s why I rigorously handpick from the most trusted marketing science and advice – then simplify it. I give you the full picture, so you’ll make smarter, strategic decisions without slowing down and getting stuck in a digital maze.
Why clients trust me.
Not only have I worked on some of the biggest brands in the world, but I am qualified in marketing effectiveness, advanced market research (and more) – and I won ‘Strategist Of The Year’ at the Yuno Juno awards in 2019.
I have to say that Simon is up there with the best of them. What I love about his approach is that nothing is ever ripped off and replaced.
– Caroline Lotinga, Director, MOI Global, UK

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