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End Scattergun Marketing

And Give Your Business Real Momentum

“I’ll help you build professionally-structured marketing plans that stop you shooting in the dark, free up time and get customers buying.”

-Simon, Marketing Strategist, Owner Of The Brain Wheel

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Simon Lamey Consultancy
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I help you plan, create and deliver more effective marketing.

Hi, I’m Simon. I work closely with business owners and entrepreneurs to create marketing strategies that grow their digital presence faster.

Do you take a ‘scattergun’ approach to marketing?

If your marketing feels random, unstructured  – like you’re throwing stuff at the wall and hoping it will stick – you’re doing ‘scattergun marketing’. And that’s a problem: it wastes precious time, money and takes the momentum out of your business.

That’s why you need ‘structure’ from a professional to grow faster.

I help you plan, create and deliver more effective marketing. With 15 years working in London ad agencies and for over 227 brands large and small, I know what works and what doesn’t. I offer training and consultancy services to help you make smarter decisions and bring energy to your marketing.

Simon Lamey Brands and awards
Some of the smaller and larger brands that we’ve worked on and Simon’s award for ‘Strategist Of The Year’ at the 2019 at the Yuno Juno awards.

What makes me different?

I give you the full, 360-view on marketing where others give you a tiny slice. Working in London marketing agencies since 2005, I know how big brands get the full picture about what is really working in marketing – but smaller ones don’t.

And this is unfair.

What if smaller businesses are the last to know? What if they only have access to the ‘Wild West’ of get-rich-quick scammers, clickbait articles and unqualified ‘coaches’? That’s why I rigorously handpick from the most trusted marketing science and advice –  then simplify it. I give you the full picture, so you’ll make smarter decisions without slowing down.

Why clients trust me.

Not only have I worked on some of the biggest brands in the world, but I am qualified in marketing effectiveness, copywriting, advanced market research (and more) – and I won ‘Strategist Of The Year’ at the Yuno Juno awards in 2019.

I have to say that Simon is up there with the best of them. What I love about his approach is that nothing is ever ripped off and replaced.

– Caroline Lotinga, Director, MOI Global, UK

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